• Morgan, Bartender
• "Free ride to the Gun Show... every Wednesday Night."

• Kim, Server
• "Brits do it best... BABY!"

• Varick, Bartender
• "Iridescent is the new THUNDER TAN."

• Chris, Server
• "I was once a Seaman... and now I'm a grown man."

• Raquel, Server
• "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies."

• Sobe, Server
• "Says... F@#K IT..."

• Daniel, Bartender
• "Always do sober, what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Earnest Hemingway"

• Nichole, Server
• "My favorite tattoo is 'sicko' on my right foot."

• Dylan, Bartender
• "Wait, I'm gonna do my thing with the thing."

• Tom, Owner
• "A.K.A. The Kid"

• Randy, Team Mascot
• "The pubs' consigliere."

• Angus, Bartender
• "Most girls refer to him as the "Ken Doll" of Brinkley's Pub."

• Colin, General Manager
• "Urges every man to never lose sight of his inner Gangster."

• Casey, Bartender
• "Let's get Brinked Up!!!"